"Today, I'm the greatest"

Ricky Henderson sure does have a way with words. Perhaps he was not the best when it came to the way he spoke of himself. He at times came off to be all about the money. He by no means was perfect. It must have been something, a personality flaw that kept 6% of the voters from voting him into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Luckily 94% of the voters did not have their heads lodged up their asses.

94% is pretty good. Some former ball players, like Pete Rose or Mark McGuire would kill for 70%. The only problem I have is that Ricky Henderson should be a first ballot Hall of Famer with 100% of the vote. I won't get into why. I won't mention that he is the all time stolen base leader. Did I mention how he has the all time runs scored record and more lead off home runs than anybody, ever.

You see, I can remember hating Henderson when he stole that base and shouted "today I'm the greatest." He was a jerk to me. But that does not change the fact that he was perhaps the greatest lead off hitter of all time. So who are these 6% of the voters who did not vote for Ricky. I think they should have their voting privilege's revoked. But they won't. Maybe that is a little harsh. Maybe there is a reason they did not vote. Maybe they slept all day with them black shades on, woke up with a Quaalude and couldn't vote because they were in a coma.

meg ryans face is fucked

last night I was surfing the tube in vain when I stumbled across some middle aged chick with what looked like a really high tech meg ryan mask. only it was not a mask, it was meg ryans mangled face.

What did you do meg ryan? what did you do to your face? are you happy with it when you look in the mirror? maybe you were in a wreck and your new face is the best they could do? if you had a tragic accident then I am a complete asshole and apologize to you and your loved ones.

if not, if you were not in an accident and simply were trying to hold on to your youth then you are truly fucked. yea, you are fucked. what is wrong with you? what is wrong with people like you? have some dignity. have some self respect. grow old with grace. you were, WERE, a beautiful women. you got old. be thankful that you were lucky enough to be a beautiful women. be thankful that you are alive.

I don't get why women or men have plastic surgery. it is sad, just sad

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"land of the free, whoever told you that is your enemy"

Proposition 8 was passed in the last elections here in California. On that very same day the first black president was elected. It is ironic that Prop 8 was passed in the "liberal state" of california, essentially banning gay marriage. I find it ironic that on a day when one minority is elected to the highest office in the world, another minority finds itself stripped of freedom.

I have heard all the arguments. I have heard how the bible says it is wrong to be gay. The bible is not a trump card. The bible was written by man. Anyway, how can being gay be wrong. That implies there is a choice involved in being gay. Is it wrong to be black? Is is wrong to be an orphan or a women? Is it wrong to be born? If people choose to be gay that would mean that we all could be gay if we choose.

Think about it. People who think it is a choice to be gay, must be gay. They are pissed at gay man for flaunting their gay everywhere. Why should gay people enjoy their lives according to the closet gay who lives a lie? Those gay bastards should be miserable like the closet gay who is married to a women.

Look at it this way. If there was a choice to be made that would mean someone would wake up and say, "hmmm, is today the day I suck a cock and take it up the ass." The point is, if your gay, then you are gay. No strait man looks at cock and wants to suck on it. No strait man wants to spoon with another guy. If that is your desire then your are gay.

So if no choice is involved why should gay people be stripped of any rights. If you don't like gay people that is your right. It makes you a small minded bigot, but who am I to judge. When minorities are bigots I find it sad. Where is the empathy? Where is the understanding for another minorities plight?

If gay people want to be married, let them get married. This is supposed to be a free country. What good was it to bomb the shit out of Vietnam for ten years in the name of freedom if two gays can't tie the knot? Its not about if you like it or not or even if you think it is wrong. Its about seperation of church and state. Its about the right to pursue happiness. If one guy makes another guy and and they want to commit to each other and make it leagal, its america, its a free country right, let them do what they want.

If you cannot see this something is seriously wrong with you. Seriousy. You have issues that you need to explore. If you are a minority who has been treated unfairly and you look down on gay people, then shame on you. This is the difference between right and wrong. Gay people are not going anywhere. They are americans first. If an american is denied any rights then something is wrong.

rocco baldeli in da house

how bout that rocco baldeli. plagued by injuries the last 5 seasons and here he is helping the rays win game 2 in the world series. good on ya rocca.

Cub-fortably Numb

Hello, hello, hello,
are there any cub fans out there,
just nod if you can hear me,
are there any cub fans home.

Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling, down.
Well I can ease your pain,
get you on your feet again.

Relax, relax, relax.
I need some information, first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?

The
facts are that the Cubs lost again. Nine straight postseason losses. 0
for 9. I have to admit there is a little sting. My lips are shut tight
and I find myself staring blankly into the abyss. One more year. One
more year.

1984 was the first time that I can remember the Cubs
having any kind of an affect upon my mood. Lee Smith gave up a homer to
Steve Garvey. Then it was Will Clark hitting over .600 to beat the Cubs
in 1989. The Braves in '98 I think. Then Bartman in '03.
The D-Backs '07 and today the Dodgers in '08.

It has been quite a ride. An entire season of hope washed away in a three
game sweep. This '08 team was the best team the Cubs have put on the
field since I started caring back in '84. Yet, it was not meant to be.
Little did I know that the Manny deal would directly impact the
brilliant run by the Cubs.

The
Prior game was the low point for me as a Cub fan. I can remember that
dark cloud following me for weeks. As for last year, well, last year
did not hurt that bad at all. As for now, right now there is a dull
feeling in my chest. The fact that theCubbies played so poorly feeds this numbness that I feel or don't feel. Numb.

As a life long Saint fan I have developed the ability to not allow myself to get to
emotionally
involved. Not the I am impervious to the pain of a lost season, it's
just that my skin is a little thicker than before, when I was younger
and more prone to suffering.


So here I am Cub fans, not feeling "Cubby blue". No, no. I am feeling a little Pink, as in Pink Floyd, hiding behind that wall. That wall that gets a little
higher with each year of failure by the Cubs to win the Series. Feeling
a little Cub-fortably Numb. Like The Who says, "we won't get fooled again." But we still do. That is what makes Cubs fans so great. Or not great, maybe it makes us stupid. Maybe we are all suckers.

The one thing we got going for us is that we are loyal and sooner or later that loyalty is going to pay off.

It's Now Official, USC National Champs!!!!!!

That's right, The USC Trojans are the National Champs. It has just been announced the 2008 college football season has been canceled with USC being named National Champs.After two, let me say again TWO wins, USC has been named the best team in the land.

Not only are the USC Cock Wraps, I mean Trojans, the champs this year, it has been decided to cancel the next three seasons with the same result. That's right,
making it four in a row for the Reservoir Tipped Ejaculate Receptacles.
Wow, that makes it 22 BCS titles in just 7 years.


In other news, the SEC has been disbanded for lack of talent. Too many of
these inferior schools have been taking credit for having programs that
can compare to the almighty USC Trojans. The nerve of these "southerners" comparing themselves to THE MEN OF TROY. Who do "they" think "they" are? Achilles.

"I really don't know why we had to play Ohio St. for this to happen, beating Virginia proved that we are the best football team in the history of USC, therefore making this team the greatest team to ever be assembled, ever, including all professional sports teams. This will give me more time to finish my book," says Pete Carroll, the greatest looking, coolest guy ever to do anything in the history of things that
are soo much cooler and better that you would have to be from California or as good looking as Pete Carroll's great hair to even pretend to comprehend.

Pete Carroll's novel, " HOW TO BE THE GREATEST COACH EVER TO GET HIS ASS RUN OUT OF THE NFL AND DOMINATE A PATHETIC FOOTBALL CONFERENCE WHILE HAVING REGGIE BUSH GET CAUGHT BREAKING ALL KINDS OF RULES INVOLVING TAKING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WITH THE NCAA DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE ABC AND ESPN HAVE SOOOO MUCH INVESTED IN USC GOING TO THE ROSE BOWL OR BCS TITLE GAME THAT THIS KIND OF SCANDAL WOULD COST TOO MUCH $$$$$$ THAT IT IS BETTER TO NEVER MENTION REGGIE BUSH" will be released
sometime in the fall of 2009.

In related news it turns out that the New York Yanks did not win the World Series, ever, in fact it was the 2008 USC Tojans that won every World Series that the Bronx Bombers "claimed" to have won.

Also, it turns out that it was really Mark Sanchez who threw all those TDs for the Green Bay Packers, not Brett Favre.