How You Like Me Now You Faggoty French Little Bitches!!

(FAGGOT ASS FRENCH FAGGOT CRYING AFTER THE GERMANS
KICKED THEIR ASSES IN
1940>>>>>>>>>>>>IMAGE TO RIGHT)
That's right France, in your faggot ass faces. Get this, the French,the French, were talking shit. The French men's,"French men" anything does not sound right, the French men's swim team said "they would crush" Michael Phelps and the American swim team in the Olympic swim meet on Sunday. Typically, the French then proceeded to loose to the
Americans.

Let me tell you something France, you are not allowed to be talking any kind of shit,got it. WWII was not that long ago. Yeah that's right WWII, I said it, remember the war where Germany flanked your entire obsolete defense system, the "Maginot line", in like twenty minutes, I am not joking, seriously, France fell in like twenty minutes to the Germans, it was like the Michael Spinx vs. Mike "I'll eat your babies" Tyson fight, that fight lasted like 49 seconds.

So why is the door mat of Europe, faggot ass France, hating on Americans so much? This is why the French hate Americans so much, and the Germans as well. When France's pathetic excuse for an army fell to the Germans back in 1940 it marked the beginning of an occupation by the Germans that would last until Matt Damon and Tom Hanks would begin the liberation of Faggot Ass France(AKA FAF)on June 6, 1944, as depicted in the movie, "Saving Good Will Hunting". The most famous scene is when Matt Damon's character is macking on some faggot ass french dude's chick outside some Paris bar. Damon's all like, "hey Frenchy, do you like apples? And Faggot ass frenchy is like, in his little faggoty assed french voice, "Wie, I like apples", and then Matt Damon's like, "how do you like them apples" or maybe it was grapes, it was some kind of fruit. You see fruit was like a metaphore on how much of a faggot the french dude was or something.

You see what happened in France, and I'll try and be as polite as possible, was a fuck fest between French women and the German Army. Any adult French male during these years of occupation was stripped of all manhood by the German army. Any Frenchmen with any balls or pride, there were like 60 I think,fled, that's right fled like a bucha bitches, off to join up with the English and Americans to fight the Germans.I am not making this shit up, it really did happen this way, go to a library or wikipedia and look it up.

So during this time of occupation French women were like "our men are a bunch of bitches so lets fuck the German guys", the French women needed a little action, they wanted to get some dick (its common knowledge that French men would rather fuck with their faces then fight). I mean think about it, a bunch of young, horny Germans are kicking it in the most romantic city in the world, Paris, one thing leads to another and bam, you got 100,000 little half German half French bastards popping out 9 months later.

Then come the Americans, I should say, then cum the Americans, with their chocolate bars and silk stockings, feeling all strong, getting all liquored up,nailing every French broad in sight. It didn't take much I bet, it was like ladies night. Think about it, Germany is losing the war, so the party was over in FAF, all the young German guys were sent to the eastern front to fight the Russians. All that was left of the German army in France were the limp dick old men and faggot ass French dudes. So blam, here come the American boys raring to go, and most of the Americans were stuck in England for like 2 years getting ready for the invasion of FAF. Think about it, besides Elizbeth Hurley have you ever seen any hot English chicks? For the American GIs it was on, let the fucking begin. By the time the Americans liberated Paris there must have been 150,000 French women knocked up by the American GIs.

It's like that movie Parenthood when the kid goes and smashes up his dads office because his dad abandoned him. Yeah, the kids all quiet and creepy,lurking around the whole movie, because he's pissed off that his dad is not around, his dad has a new family, with a hotter wife and better kids.That's pretty much what happened in France back in 1946, when all the American GI's went home. You see it was like this, these guys, the American GIs, were just getting whatever action they could, they were at war, for all they knew they might be killed at any moment. They were not looking long term, they just wanted some pussy before they died.

So its 1946, you got like 250,000 bastard kids hanging around with their American fathers all back in the USA. The half Geman bastards are pissed at the Americans because it was the Americans who most likely killed their Nazi dads. You see, these half Nazi bastards still wanted their German dads because even though they were evil Nazis, at least they were men, all they had left to raise them were the Faggot Ass French Pussy so-called men(half men more like, fucking faggots) So these half American/ half Nazi bastards grow to hate America, because all they see are these weak French men left to raise them. It was an unfortunate thing really, you can't blame GI's for getting what very well could have been the last piece of ass in their lives. What about the French women? You can't blame them for being whores, because thats what French women are, whores. It's not a nice thing to say I know, but it's true.


And think of how pissed off the French men are. All the women they have to choose from come with the left over baggage of not one but two conquering armies. Again, I'll try to be as polite as possible, but the French men are left with sloppy thirds.

So, there you have it. Its all true. These are facts. Its kinda like from that scene in the most underrated movie in history, True Romance, with Dennis Hopper and Chris Walken, right before Walken shoots Hopper in the head, Hopper's character says, "if its a fact, am I lying?" If you have not seen this movie stop whatever you are doing, cancel all plans and see this movie, you will not regret it.

Think about it you French faggots, your great grandmother, fucked a Nazi, had a little half Nazi kid,then 4 years later, your grandmother, with a half Nazi bastard kid at home, fucked an American GI, had another bastard kid, giving her two bastard kids for your faggot ass French grandfather to raise. The Mike Sterling(Of The Marina Del Rey Sterlings) says, if that's a fact, am I lying?