FROM POP TO HEX TO COUNTRY???

TONY HOMO’S Hex girlfriend JESSICA SIMPSON is completely insane. Apparently she has written a country music song for her man TONY HOMO called, YOU’RE MY SUNDAY. And she has also announced she is no longer a retarded pop star, she is now a retarded country star.

Is that legal? Can you do that, change from a bone smuggling pop star to a country music singer? Maybe JERRY JONES had something to do with this. I mean JERRY JONES aka LEX LUTHER aka BIG BABY JESUS .Is the GODFATHER. I mean JERRY JONES is such a “G” he could talk mother TERESA into being a prostitute in hell.

And I am pretty sure in JERRY JONES ‘S wildest coked out dreams, he could have wished this scenario before last year’s playoff’s. He would have changed JESSICA’S career to a useless country singer a long time ago. Instead she is now known as the Dallas Hex job.

Think about it, TONY HOMO wouldn’t have met her, she would have been playing the loose moose parking lot, and he would never have blown the biggest game of his life due to the JESSICA SIMPSON HEX. After that loss I am positive the only thing that was on JERRY JONES’S mind was erase JESSICA SIMPSON off the earth.

SOOOO did JERRY JONES work out this master plan to convert JESSICA SIMPSONS to be country music loser? I doubt it, but maybe in his sick mind this move is a dream come true and is the best scenario for JERRY, his fans and his star QB.

The way I see it best case scenario, JESSICA SIMPSON will ruin her pointless career with her retarded country pop music. .TONY HOMO will move on and dump this bitch and probably date my sister. And who knows maybe by next play off time, HOMO won’t show up with that hex in a pink jersey. And Dallas might actually win a playoff game.

So in conclusion, If HOMO is still dating JESSICA by the next playoffs. Don’t be surprised if the Dallas police department and their owner JERRY JONES .Find JESSICA SIMPSON in a dumpster, wearing a pink TONY HOMO jersey, missing her legs, with her face shoved up her ass. And a note attached to her saying LACES OUT!!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you America .JERRY JONES don’t play, he owns the mafia TRUUUST ME.

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