Friday, July 18, 2008

Rampage Ridin Dirty

Hooooly shit America, rampage is arrested riding dirty. Noo! you don’t say! I can’t believe it! You mean a guy that hooowls at the moon every 3 steps and wears a boat chain around his neck has mental problems?

This guy was arrested for a hit in run involving two cars, driving on the wrong side of the road and driving on the sidewalk. Don’t get me wrong any cock face that drives like that with a life size poster on the side of his car, trying to outrun the cops deserves to get shot in the face. Personally I would have arrested the guy based off the gayness of the life size self portrait/poster on the side of his truck. But this incident reminded me of some of our favorite teen sluts.

These crimes Rampage Jackson was arrested for, is mere child’s play compared to the bull shit Paris cockslap Hilton, Britney fuck face Spears and Lindsey cock chew Lohan get away with. I mean those chicks daily run over people, crash into cars all while snorting coke off a boyfriends dick . And they get away with these crimes everyday. Even when the cops do pull the dicks out their mouths, they send these sluts to rehab or jail and they release them home the same day. Is this justice? So I ask America, am I the only person in the world that thinks these chicks should die? And I say we have rampage run these bitches over with his truck and let the paramedics sort them out. That way we can move on to the next future rehab slut Hannah Montana. Peace

Varganator


1 comment:

varganator said...

geez, Varganator taking no prisoners... starts off bustin Rampages ballz for going for a little joy-ride then switchs gears and drags America's favorite sloppy sweethearts through the mud...

why don't we just punish both parties and lock Rampage in a house with these crazys bitchs with only food/water and an air mattress and see who survives... I give it only a couple of days before the she-devils gouge Rampages eyes out with their fingers right as there coke withdrawls kick in and they tear a whole through a wall and are back loose on the streets...

of course this should all be televised with all the funds going to some charitable foundation like maybe the human fund of something...