Who is Mike Sterling?

Who the fuck is Mike Sterling? To most American people the name Mike Sterling sounds like a Rapist /Baby Rapper/Wife Beater/Masked murderer. Mike Sterling is not any of these... at least that's what he says . He is not just a man, he is a god . His favorite beverage is old spice . His hair makes Patrick swazie's hair look like a hobo's . He's so gangsta he ripped off Wade Boggs mustache and pasted it on his own face . He is so raw when a girl asked if he could buy her a drink, he replied "My own daddy don't buy my momma a drink."

"Michael Winthorpe Sterling III is a representation of America's elite, a blue blood if you will. Mike's father was in the war, an officer of course, a favorite topic of conversation which Mike shares with his fellow chums at The Club sipping brandy or Louie XIV while smoking Davidoff cigarettes out of his Sterling Silver cigarette extender. His passion for sports and conversation are only matched by his razor sharp wit and charm. Women cannot take their eyes off him and find themselves captivated by each and every word that falls from his lips, " as said by Michael W Sterling III when asked about who really was behind the words that grace this fascinating blog.